What Your Fictional Psycho Killer Crush Says About You
There’s something about them that makes you secretly swoon. Don’t fight it. This is a safe place.
Hannibal Lecter
You are probably sipping on some fine Chianti while Debussy plays in the background, huh? Well put down your Proust and listen up, friend. You are an exceptionally enlightened individual and you totally know it. You like fine food, fine wine, and intellectually stimulating conversation. What you don't appreciate is people who can't get on your level. Some people may find you insufferable but everyone else can't help but fall under your powerful, elitist spell. Also, you may or may not eat people.
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Jason Voorhees
You like the strong, silent type don't ya? You can also sympathize with this violent giant's Achilles heels. Like Jason, you have irrational phobias and mommy (or daddy) issues. You are an outdoorsy person who enjoys spontaneously sprinting frantically through the woods. Maybe you didn't quite fit in as a kid and as a result of this you can commiserate with his agenda. Just don't start talking about revenge...or machetes...or summer camp...
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Ghostface
You must be a phone person. You don't like the whole texting/social media phenomenon. It's so impersonal. You miss the days when people didn't have caller ID and police had to go to great lengths to get phone records. You prefer a guy who will call you up and smooth talk you with a deep, sexy voice. Sure, you might be considered a stickler for following rules...but you don't care what people think. After all, bad things can happen when one doesn't follow the rules...
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Leatherface
Are your parents first cousins? No judgement.
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by Alaina Urquhart-White via BuzzFeed - Community
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